Disruptive Tendencies

Homeland Insecurity Redux

So a Nigerian Islamist, named Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who was on multiple Watch Lists, tries unsuccessfully to detonate an explosive on a plane. How do we react?

Three hour waits in order to pat down women, children, and business people. Carry-ons limited to one piece only. No peeing in the last hour of a flight. No blankets. Nothing in one’s lap.

Hysterical and absurd are but two adjectives that come to mind.

Over a year ago, I blogged about how ludicrous it is for the DHS (from a policy perspective) and the TSA (from an implementation perspective) to treat every traveler as equal risks to safety and security (Homeland Insecurity?).

“C’mon…When was the last time a 70 year old fat lady tried to hijack a plane? Or a 45 year old high tech executive father of two? Or a high school student?...We live in a world where it is somehow deemed more acceptable to humiliate old fat ladies than it is to say out loud what we all know: radical Islamists are the threat, not my 14 year old son or the old lady next door, or me.”

“We lack the resources to treat everyone as a potential risk.”

Let me see if I’ve got this right…As someone who took over 150 flights last year, who has been screened by DHS multiple times, and who clearly is not an Islamist, I now need to arrive 2-3 hours ahead of my flight. I need to check my roll aboard, which will require that I wait at the other end for at least an hour to get my luggage. Do you think the airlines and airports are staffing up to deal with a 100% increase in checked luggage? Do you think they’re staffing up on the Customer Service side to deal with the inevitable surge in lost luggage? Do you think they’re budgeting for compensation claims due to baggage delays? Not a chance.

The joy of traveling was already largely gone, but now, thanks to the over-reaction by the DHS and TSA, it has totally disappeared.

Why should I be subject to the inconveniences, delays and costs associated with these absurd new procedures? Am I deemed a threat?

Why should you be subject to the inconveniences, delays and costs associated with these absurd new procedures? Are you deemed a threat?

Put some wood behind the arrow, but aim it at the bullseye, not at me and not at you.

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab and his ilk are the ones who should be subject to the inconveniences, delays and costs, because they are the threat.

Not you or I.

That’s my .02!

Martin Suter

martin.suter at iplicensing.net

Homeland Insecurity?

So the Department of Homeland Security has revealed finally that it has the right to detain a person’s laptop at the border, possibly for months, with no suspicion of wrongdoing. (Washington Post article).

"The policies . . . are truly alarming," said Sen. Russell Feingold (D-Wis.), who is probing the government's border search practices. He said he intends to introduce legislation soon that would require reasonable suspicion for border searches, as well as prohibit profiling on race, religion or national origin.”

Senator Feingold is half right.

How do you require reasonable suspicion on the one hand and prohibit profiling on the other?

As a very frequent traveler, I am often shocked at what I see in airports these days. A few weeks ago, as I was putting back on my shoes and belt, I looked over to see an elderly, rotund woman, in tears, as she was being patted down and humiliated in plain view. The TSA employee was patting under her breasts with the back of her hand, looking for what, I have no idea. C’mon…When was the last time a 70 year old fat lady tried to hijack a plane? Or a 45 year old high tech executive father of two? Or a high school student? Or a…

You get the idea.

We live in a world where it is somehow deemed more acceptable to humiliate old fat ladies than it is to say out loud what we all know: radical Islamists are the threat, not my 14 year old son or the old lady next door, or me.

How will the DHS proceed if political correctness is a requirement? Will they have to pull aside and seize an equal number of laptops carried by business people, students and children – analyzing these before returning them months later? At what cost to the taxpayer? At what inconvenience to honest Americans?? And for what?!?

We lack the resources to treat everyone as a potential risk.

Put some wood behind the arrow, but aim it at the bullseye, not at me, not at my kids and not at fat ladies in wheelchairs.

That’s my .02!

Martin Suter

(martin.suter@iplicensing.net)

Colour Deaf

As I was walking to my gate on Sunday at the Orlando airport, I “tuned in” to the broadcast that continuously drones over sound systems in airports across the country. “The Department of Homeland Security Threat Level is Orange”, said the voice.

Just as with the exhortations to “Mind the gap” in the London Tube, the DHS threat level announcements are a ubiquitous part of the aural landscape, so much so that they are simply background noise.

“Why Orange?”, I wondered, “Why not Yellow or Blue, or some other shade of the DHS rainbow?”

It’s hard to know what constitutes an Orange threat level. I imagine that there are different security protocols for TSA employees based on a graded scale, but does John Q Public do anything differently based on whether the official threat level is Orange or Yellow?

Who are they kidding by including Blue and Green on the scale, even Yellow, for that matter. Does anyone expect that we’ll see a DHS Security Threat Level of Green in this lifetime? What will it take to move the needle on airline safety and security from Orange to Yellow again? And what will that mean to us? Will we get to keep our shoes on or carry full size bottles of water through security checkpoints?

I, for one, would love for security broadcasts to be turned off, except in the event of specific threats, much as is done with Amber Alerts. I know that I’d pay much closer attention if the announcement was meaningful and occasional instead of a constant drone about a meaningless colour gradient.

Aren’t safety and security black & white?

That’s my .02!

Martin Suter

(martin.suter@iplicensing.net)